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Confessions Of A Clueless Dater: My Unfortunate "Aha" Moments While Dating

Sometimes I like to play this game on Facebook with my friends. I post " I knew the date was over when..." and friends chime in with all sorts of wacky stories. So, I've decided to share some of my "I knew the date was over" 's with my Kinky Crew... want to read it? Here it goes!: I Knew The Date Was Over When...  He showed me his house arrest anklet.  He had handcuffs on the steering wheel. He tongue kissed my nose...twice. He drooled on me while we were making out. He said he wish he had breasts He pulled his penis out and showed me his tattoo that said "High Voltage" He ordered 50 buffalo wings and asked me what I wanted.  He showed me his cell phone and a text came in that said "Missing you" He told me that he his hernia mesh kept breaking.  He admitted that she stalked his ex wife in Walmart He spent the entire date asking for advice on his current relationship He had a hug fetish and asked for 9 hugs ...

Want To Be A Better American? : GORUCK Yourself

Yeah, I was pretty lost too. I had no idea what the word GORUCK meant until I took myself to task and read the "About" page. Apparently, Ruck is short for rucksack which also means backpack. GORUCK is a company that prides itself in helping people become better Americans. I'm sure people can be better people too however, the company is founded and operates here in the USA so I suppose it just makes sense. What really makes GORUCK special to Americans is that the founder volunteered for the military after the tragedy of 9/11. After serving America, he created GORUCK as an effort to employ more veterans and build a bridge between military and civilian life. With a cause like that, I definitely felt compelled to blog about it. GORUCK offers a lifetime guarantee on all of their gear. Aside from great backpacks, GORUCK has some cool every day items like the Ruck It Koozie. Because I love a good play on words, the Ruck It Koozie is something I would have loved to pulled out...