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I Knew It Was Over When (Confessions of A Clueless Dater)

I have a few more I knew it was over when's. I was chatting with a girlfriend and we were sharing our terrible dating stories and suddenly several of my " I Knew It Was Over When .... " 's came flooding back to me:

I knew it was over when:

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  1. He spontaneously licked my boob crack and said "Girrrrl!". 
  2. He asked for a kiss, I said no, so he "took it" by kissing me passionately with my lips clenched shut.
  3. He started using slang that my daughter uses. 
  4. He turned to me and said "whew that was good!" ...and it wasn't.
  5. He had white bumps on his... 
  6. He said he was tired of STD's and needed to settle down
  7. He accused me of not cuddling him enough
  8. He sent me daily videos of him... licking his lips. Nothing else, just lip licking.
  9. He started freestyle rapping while we were making out
  10. He made high pitched puppy cries while we were making out
  11. He asked me if I wanted to see him in panties
  12. He went to jail.
  13. He picked his nose and ate his finding...openly. Several times.  
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