Well I've changed my eating habits and I'm on day...5. I feel like a pitbull with a muzzle on. I want to take a bite out of everything and I'm restricted. Discipline isn't easily acquired. I've started drinking green tea and I'm hoping that it will hold me over while I starve. I really would love some French fries right now but it's out of the question.
I've been extremely mean and moody lately and I just know that PMS and hunger don't make good friends. I've bitten just about Everyones head off and after the drama dies down I quietly run to a corner and gingerly sip a cup of green tea before preparing for round 2.
I'm losing it (in case you were unable to make an inference).
As for my financial woes, I'm more aggressively working on long term solutions. I'll update when something actually appears to be working. Me and my new bestie Green Tea are eagerly waiting.
My love life? Ha! It's nothing short of a mess. I need a therapist.
Wait, his name is Dr.Grady and he just published a book called The Forgiveness Diet... I'm not sold. Me and Green Tea are sick of each other and thr diet that binds us together. No more diets. I'll work on losing pounds first before I work on losing grudges. Back to my love life....I was dating someone special and it seemed to be doomed from the beginning. Now I'm confused, sad, focused, rejuvenated and famished, and drinking Green Tea all the while. I'm not dating again for a bit. I need to work on me, which is what I'm doing?
Anywho, if you were looking for a deep reflection kiss my ass and go read a fortune cookie. Sorry, me and Green Tea aren't in the mood to enlighten you.
I've been extremely mean and moody lately and I just know that PMS and hunger don't make good friends. I've bitten just about Everyones head off and after the drama dies down I quietly run to a corner and gingerly sip a cup of green tea before preparing for round 2.
I'm losing it (in case you were unable to make an inference).
As for my financial woes, I'm more aggressively working on long term solutions. I'll update when something actually appears to be working. Me and my new bestie Green Tea are eagerly waiting.
My love life? Ha! It's nothing short of a mess. I need a therapist.
Wait, his name is Dr.Grady and he just published a book called The Forgiveness Diet... I'm not sold. Me and Green Tea are sick of each other and thr diet that binds us together. No more diets. I'll work on losing pounds first before I work on losing grudges. Back to my love life....I was dating someone special and it seemed to be doomed from the beginning. Now I'm confused, sad, focused, rejuvenated and famished, and drinking Green Tea all the while. I'm not dating again for a bit. I need to work on me, which is what I'm doing?
Anywho, if you were looking for a deep reflection kiss my ass and go read a fortune cookie. Sorry, me and Green Tea aren't in the mood to enlighten you.
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