Virginity: 3 Reasons Why You Should Wait Until Marriage

Oh yeah, I'm taking it there.
I have two daughters. One is a teen and now has a new interest in the opposite sex. I have explained to her that dating will not commence before her sixteenth birthday. Even then, I plan to be involved in her dating life. That means that if I don't know that boys parents, he can't come over. It also means that I am slapping a promise ring on my daughters finger and giving her the talk. No, not about sex. Too late for that. We covered that last year. We are going to talk about putting a vice on her virginity.
In the spirit of full disclosure, I will share with you the three reasons I've come up with as to why a person should keep their virginity until they jump the broom. Want to read it? Here it goes:

You have zero perspective. Virgins don't know what sex is supposed to be other than what they see on television and in the movies which is always glamorized. I mean, who really climaxes simultaneously? I can't even rub my stomach and pat my head at the same time. Are you kidding me? Please stop trying to rub your stomach and pat your head. It's not worth it. You won't be able to do it unless you practice and that's only going to take you away from this blog post. Come back to me please. As I was saying, a virgin doesn't know what good sex is supposed to be so when they have bad sex, who would know. Learn together. That way you won't have sex with Jane and wish it were Janet or have sex with James and wish it were Jim. Heck it's a new era! Let's add have sex with Janet and wish it were Jim for the bisexuals in the house. The less vagina's and penises experienced, the greater of a chance you have at appreciating the one you landed for life. Multiple partners give you experience but there's a price to pay for the experience. It's called preferences. We wish that Devin would kiss like Dee but have the body of Cody. Who has time for this? Not the virgin. The virgin gets what they get and they work with it. ZERO perspective. Ignorance truly is bliss.

Shared Experience: There is nothing like two virgins losing it to each other. It's like climaxing at the same time, but on a much deeper level. Besides, climaxing at the same time is like winning the lotto. It seldom occurs. Anyway, sharing the relinquishing of the V-card together makes for a bond that can never be broken. It's great to have sex with your first and your last. With all the sluts in the world? Who can say that? You can, if you wait.

You won't be scarred for life: Virgins have no idea of how many war stories non-virgins have.Amidst our best sexual partners, we encounter the worst sexual partners and have nothing to show for it but another name on the ole' bang 'em list. Sex becomes shameful when it's a waste of time. What should be an interaction among adults turns into an awkward mistake with no way of taking it back. We want to forget these experiences, but we just can't.

So concludes my 3 reasons for keeping your virginity until marriage. If you have anything I can add, I welcome you to share. If you lost your virginity after marriage, please do comment and speak on the benefits you've experienced.

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