Geek Apparel: Snarky Tees You Have to Have

I'm not always nice. In fact, I'm only nice when I'm not being mean. So when I find tees that express how I'm typically feeling, I have to have them. So here are a few that I found that you may enjoy:

This is what I call the Alibi Tee. I often find myself places that I don't care to be and it's my way of having someone crack a smile while still making a point that I would rather be doing other things... naughty things! (Insert evil villain laugh here). I love how simple the text appears because it doesn't distract from the message. It's totally in your face. You can get this shirt in other colors but I prefer the black and white. Again, it just makes it far easier to get the message across.

This one really made me crack a grin. Are you a sarcastic and cocky jerk? This is for you: The Godfidence tee. This one is just one word and I am a sucker for short and sweet. I like to make a point without much work to get there. I chose the grey just to switch things up but honestly I like this one in black and white too. Again, you can always choose the color that suits your taste.

This last tee is literal, but only to people who actually know something about coding, font color, etc. If this is over your head, don't get it. This is for the techies. I never got into the show Orange Is The New Black but I know it happened and this shirt is a nice play on that. I chose the white color because well, we are talking about black right? It just works.
All of the shirts are about $21-$24 USD before taxes unless they are hooded sweatshirts in which case they cost a bit more. Do you have a fun geek tee? Send a pic to my facebook page, or just like the page. Whatever works for you.
Hope you enjoyed these fun finds. More to come!

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